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Have I told you about the spoon story? See, this one guy in New Haven... (WEBSITE WIP)

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Hello! Howdy! Hi! I'm Elias (he/they pronouns!), I am 18 and this is my cool little website. I'm very new to coding, and, although it can be fun it is also very frustrating. However, I wanted to make this website to challenge myself! I know it is a little barebones, and there isn't any WILD customization but I think it's still nice.

You probably noticted the slight "theme" this website has going on. A bit of... Hyperion charm. That's because I am a selfshipper! Selfshipping is really important to me, so I decided to base this website off of Handsome Jack from Borderlands.

If you don't know what selfshipping is, basically, I ship myself with fictional characters. It's 2022, and I'm here to have fun with life. I refer to Jack as my boyfriend when talking to friends I trust. To everyone else? He's just a guy a like. A favorite character if you will. Selfshipping is fun! You should try it sometime. I write fics about me and my f/os all the time 8). (F/o means "Fictional other" like, signifacant other!)

Aside from selfshipping, I like other stuff too. One of my favorite things to collect is Pokemon cards. I've been collecting those for a large chunk of my life. I also collect pins, cool rocks, and I have a good amount of wolf figuries/knicknacks/plushies. I like wolves a lot. They're my favorite animal.

I also have a small vinyl collection. I am NOT a snob about vinyls though. I like to listen to them but I don't really think it's the ONLY way to listen to music. Honestly, I like the age of music now where I can just look up a song I want to listen too. That's nice. That being said? One of my all time favorite vinyl records I own is SOAD's Hypnotize! I love almost every song on it.

One day, I want to get an MP3 player though. So I can burn the CD's I own and upload the songs I really like to it. I own a disc player now, thanks to my friend Beverly! So, I am one step there.